“All politicians are humble, and seldom let you forget it. They go around the country boasting about their humility. They are proud of their humility. Many are downright arrogant about their humility and insist that it qualifies them to be President.”
— Russell Baker
“The cruel law of life is that a solved problem creates two new problems, and the best prescription for happy living is not to solve any more problems than you have to.”
— Russell Baker
“People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.”
— Russell Baker